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  • Employer: So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
  • Me: Hella
  • Employer: Welcome aboard

"I wanna define my life on my own terms."

- Taylor Swift on her priorities now (x)

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

kaliforhnia:

there’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

"I like my hair messy. My love wild. And my sex aggressive. But I’m still a sensitive woman, just with passion."

- Sade Harrison (via coffeestainedheart)
  • Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
  • Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe

"Never text him when you’re sad."

- Six word story (words I need to tell myself)